Hellboy: Blood & Iron

Well, I’ve gone two weeks without writing a videogame-related post. There’s a reason for that—about two weeks ago, I sort of lost interest in gaming. Burned out, I guess, after four or five months of hardcore videogame obsession. It’s happened to me before; I well remember how obsessively I played Diablo in summer 1997, only to stop abruptly in late August and then I was never able to enjoy the game again.

I think a lot of people go through phases like this. And if the right game came along, I’d probably get into it. As of right now, though, the only games I’ve been interested in have been Super Smash Brothers Brawl and Konami’s Hellboy.

Speaking of Hellboy, I finally watched the second animated flick, Blood & Iron, last week. While I enjoyed the first film, Sword of Storms, Iron is a definite improvement. Where Storms had Hellboy wandering around the world of Japanese folklore, the new film brings the big red lug back to his roots, having him battle vampires and werewolves in a haunted house. The story is loosely based on the legend of Elizabeth Bathory.
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Roundhead #7

The Christmas storyline continues—now in full Microsoft Paint color to make your eyes bleed!

Roundhead #7

Taken this afternoon in my apt building parking lot

Link to prevent inadvertent horrification (Warning: scary zombie cannibalism graphically depicted!)

Yeah…I got issues.

The Silver…Cycler?

I’ve been chuckling at this picture all morning. (From Marvelous News.)

The unintentional humor factor is pretty high…the needs-more-fiber pose, the semi-nudity, the detailed ass-crack, the “splat” graphic behind his butt…and of course, the fact that he’s the Silver Surfer and he’s riding a motorcycle.

I hated toys like this when I was a kid. Even then I was concerned with what is today called “canon.” I always wanted the regular, everyday version of the character, not some lame Arctic Batman. My parents understood this and usually just asked me what I wanted, rather than buying things randomly. But if some unknowing aunt had given me something like this for my birthday, I can’t imagine how I would have “explained” it during play…maybe someone stole the Surfer’s board, and Reed Richards created this for him as a temporary replacement? But then, why would it have wheels? Ah, forget it.

Happy birthday, Ed!

I’d just like to wish my good cuz Ed of The Ed Zone a very happy birthday!

Weekend wrap-up

DG and I had a pretty low-key weekend. We saw Knocked Up on Friday—great movie, destined to be a classic on par with When Harry Met Sally or There’s Something About Mary. I highly recommend it. It was a nice tonic to all the Blockbuster III movies.

We cancelled our Netflix subscription last week. The DVD skipping from scratches became way too irritating. It had been happening for weeks, but the straw that broke the camel’s back was when I missed a key scene of Slither. The odd thing is that the skipping almost always starts about two-thirds or later into the film. It’s possible my DVD player is just old (it’s from 2002, I think), but it still plays scratch-less DVDs fine, so it looks like it’s cable and On Demand for us for now.

Which is fine—I still got to take in The Cave this weekend. Which wasn’t that great, by the way. Definitely gotta give it up to The Descent when it comes to cavern-dwelling-monster movies.

I may need to re-subscribe to Netflix come September, though, because my tentative plan for this year’s Halloween Month is to review every single Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, and Halloween movie (including the Rob Zombie remake).

As I’ve mentioned before, I’m a big fan of Eric Powell’s comic The Goon. Last week I picked up the special one-shot “Satan’s Sodomy Baby,” which is exactly as calculatedly offensive as it sounds. You think Family Guy goes too far sometimes? Powell floors the gas pedal and goes flying off the cliff, Thelma & Louise-style. I still love the comic, and I suspect even this one-shot may get nominated for an Eisner like everything else Powell does…but…man. If you’re curious, this review of the comic mirrors my opinion.

Incidentally, I posted my top five summer movies over on Ed’s blog.

Hellboy game preview

Hellboy’s getting a videogame later this year. It looks like it’s basically a God of War clone, which is fine with me, since I don’t own a PS2 and never got to play GoW. It also seems to me that many of the most enjoyable licensed videogames have borrowed another game’s gameplay (such as Simpsons Road Rage [Crazy Taxi] and Simpsons: Hit & Run [GTA3], the only two good Simpsons games).

Anyway, you can watch a preview of Hellboy: God of W—I mean, Hellboy: The Science of Evil here (QT) or here (WMV). And yes, that’s Ron Perlman as the voice of Hellboy.

Roundhead #6

I’ve decided to relegate Roundhead to Asides.

This week’s strip is the beginning of a Christmas-themed story arc that you’re just going to have to sit through.

On a side note, I think once Roundhead‘s run is over, I’ll post my college-era Space Ghost strips.

Roundhead#6

It makes me cry now, too (but for different reasons)

Ed has a post about his Top Five Summer Movies over at the Ed Zone. It’s a great read, but he neglected to mention my role in one of the anecdotes.

I, too, was in attendance at that double bill of Conan the Destroyer and The Last Starfighter (which makes sense, seeing as how Ed’s Uncle Ron is my dad). However, being a bit younger than Ed at the time, Conan scared the living crap out of me. It made me cry, and so (actually—I don’t remember this all that well, so I’m going to call Dad and get the details straight here).
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Wolfman’s got DVDs

I’ve often referred to my love of the 1987 kids’ horror flick The Monster Squad. I’ve been signing online petitions for a DVD for ages. And so it was with great pleasure that I discovered not only is it finally coming out on DVD, but it’s going to be a two-disc special edition! A two-disc special edition of The Monster Squad? I love the world.

Click on the image below to pre-order the monstery goodness.

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