biddy-biddy-biddy

Okay, I have to get something off my chest.

I get it.

The new Battlestar Galactica is a good show. Fine. A great show. Okay. The best goddamned television you’ve ever seen. Great. It’s the television equivalent of Ulysses (okay, so no one’s made that claim).

You got the DVDs for Christmas. You don’t want to hear spoilers on the new show. You’re wondering who’s going to get shot in the next episode and who’s pulling the trigger. Great. Is Starbuck a Cylon? I don’t know, because I haven’t watched the show yet.

At my office, a show like Battlestar Galactica is almost required viewing, but somehow I just never started watching it. Recently it seems my entire social world, from my office to my online friends, have become obsessed with this show. The peer pressure to watch it is intense. I’ve been forced to Netflix the DVDs so I can participate in 80% of the conversations at work.

My girlfriend went to Caltech, and she told me how annoyed she got when her fellow students found out she hadn’t read Lord of the Rings (and didn’t really want to). In their shock and horror they would demand that she read them, which only made her less inclined to do so. When she told me about that, I didn’t really understand. Now I think I do.

Ordinarily I might have been all over a show like BG, though to be fair I, like many people, passed over the opening miniseries due to the reputation of the original show. Now I’m way behind and feeling rather ambivalent about catching up. I haven’t really been into science fiction in any degree since I was in elementary school; I’ve become more of a fantasy/horror guy. And I really want to get through Buffy and Angel, too.

But when it gets to the point where I have to put my headphones on when the talk at work turns to Battlestar Galactica, and when my friend Scott who finds fault with all creative media makes the redundantly hyperbolic statement that he “loves the hell out of the new show – a lot,” I must reluctantly bow my head and say that, this time, peer pressure has won.

I’ve got to be careful, though. I can already feel myself growing the sort of bizarre anti-populist ire I felt toward The Matrix–disliking it just because it was so popular, though the fact that it sucked and starred Keanu Reeves were important reasons too (there was an element of the emperor-has-no-clothes phenomenon in there). From everything I’ve heard and read, quality isn’t an issue with BG, but I still am not looking forward to hours and hours of catching up.

Part of it is the nature of the medium, though. I’ve never been that big on television. Watching television takes up a lot of time, time that could be used to write one’s novel or otherwise stimulate one’s brain cells. I’m sure the fans of BG would go into a lengthy argument about how watching this show is stimulating &c. &c.

I’m just saying, for me, watching this show is like committing to seventy dates with the same person before even meeting them.

homage

It’s rather silly for a self-proclaimed writer to be unable to maintain a foolish consistency in the frequency of his blog entries…yet here we are.

My birthday has come and gone and I am now more than twenty-seven years old, which is fine because I’ve been thinking I was twenty-seven for about eight months now. For some reason twenty-six is one of those years that just doesn’t quite register in the brain. Kind of like how I can never remember whether that co-worker of mine is named Alan or Chris, or whether “homage” is pronounced “home-awwj,” “home-ij,” or “hawm-ij.”

I’ve added a brand-spanking-new link to the long-dormant “Sphere of Influence” list–“Real Cool Yeah,” my friend Kate’s new blog. Kate drew the original sketch of the logo you see at the top of this page. Also a self-proclaimed writer and fellow owner of that most lucrative of graduates degrees, the MFA in creative writing, Kate has already managed to beat my weekly post frequency by about 500%.

As mentioned previously, I got an iPod for Christmas. Once I got through ripping all my CDs onto iTunes, I gorged myself in an orgy of downloading all those singles I loved growing up but never wanted to buy the entire album for. I’ve noticed iTunes can sometimes be frustrating for this kind of shopping, which is ostensibly its main appeal. For instance, I wanted the Elastica single “The Connection,” but iTunes only has Elastica’s albums from 2000 on. I’m sure they’re very nice albums, but no thanks, just want that single I remember listening to on WBCN while driving to high school in my 1987 Chevy Camaro that appeared to be about to travel through time–or maybe just fall apart–when it hit 88 miles per hour.

Also, it was quite irritating to find I could only get “Sweet Victory” by downloading the entire Spongebob Squarepants album. Defeating the purpose of the service, people!

Now that my student loans are coming due, I’ve decided I need to start writing a novel again, and quickly. A nice commercial novel that will wow a greedy literary agent and burn through 50,000 hardcovers before the paperback rights come in for ungodly amounts of cash. Yes, that’s how it’ll go.

On the toy front, my pledge to keep my toy-buying to a minimum this year met its first challenge today: Mezco’s Afterlife line of zombie action figures. It’s an old school gross-out toy line in the tradition of the He-Man Slime Pit or Boogers from the Planet Nose. I don’t know if I can resist removable guts.

birthday ’05

I decided I’d better get a post up on my birthday, if for no other reason than to make sure the world knows it’s my birthday and can therefore lavish attention and praise on me for having managed not to die for another year, despite my occasional surety otherwise.

While I had a lot of problems in the first half of this year, I have to say that it wrapped up quite well. I have a woman I love. I also got completed an MFA program and will soon officially have my Master’s. That’s all pretty gratifying. (This seems more like a New Year’s reflection, but given my current rate of updating this blog, I might as well jot it down while I’m thinking of it.)

Since today is my actual birthday, I haven’t received my haul yet (except for my new, bad-ass desktop computer, which is part birthday gift, part MFA graduation gift from my parents). But for posterity, here’s my Christmas haul:

–“Hellbob Paranormalpants” statue (a one-of-a-kind statue sculpted by an eBay seller, featuring Spongebob Squarepants as Hellboy)
–Simpsons “Life” board game
–Hellboy t-shirt
The Iron Giant special edition DVD
–30Gb Ipod Photo
–Hellboy tree ornament
20 Questions gadget (highly recommended, very addictive)
–History book about toys (great coffee table book)
–Framed photo of the girlfriend and me (excellent present from my sister)
–Nesser from Gaiking toy (Shogun Warriors toy)

Those are just the highlights–there was lots of other goodies. I especially appreciated the new driving gloves–that steering wheel is pretty cold in the morning.

ToyFare #102

Yes, I’m long overdue for a real update. I’ll get to that eventually, but for now, a quick update–I have a good-sized piece in ToyFare #102 this month. It’s the Street Fighter article.

You can order a copy here.

thesis: done and done (sorta)

So the thesis has been handed in to my committee. It came in at 130 pages in double-spaced 12-point Courier. For the record, I chose Courier over Times New Roman because the page count had to be 100 pages, and with Times the count came to 103 pages, which is cutting it a little close. Why the college allows such variation in font size is beyond me, but I’m sure they have their reasons. Or not.

Now the committee reads it and I meet with them in two weeks for my thesis conference, a.k.a. thesis defense, where I argue why my five fantasy stories make for a good thesis. And then that’s done–no more thesis worries.

By the end of next month, my two-and-half-year career at Emerson will be over, and I will have a Master’s of Fine Arts in creative writing. And then comes the contemplation. I had some doubts about entering the program initially, but decided that I owed it to myself to give this writing thing a shot. Now that I’m done, I don’t know that I’m any more sure that I want to be a writer than I was before I started. I’ll have to see how I feel after a few months away from the program.

I’m thinking I want to try writing comics.

Had a lovely Thanksgiving at the parental ranch with Karen, spending much time with the pugs, Buford and Mille. Pugs really are too adorable. They’re like living stuffed animals.

I bought a number of comics this week–including the intriguing Perhapanauts, which was pretty interesting. It feels like the B.P.R.D. from Hellboy, but with a less serious, more Saturday-morning-cartoon vibe (which I like). In fact, it would probably make a great Saturday morning cartoon. I see action figures, videogames…

But anyway. I also picked up the third issue of Red Sonja, which is definitely picking up speed. While Kurt Busiek’s Conan is faithful to the dark, vaguely depressing worldview of Robert E. Howard, I can feel a little of Fritz Leiber in Michael Van Oeming’s scripting of Sonja.

I also picked up the next issue of Conan and Avatar’s Lovecraftian series Yuggoth Creatures, but I haven’t read them yet.

kobold

From a suggestion by Stone: “The E-Team,” an RPG campaign set in the Dungeons and Dragons world of Eberron.

This is also a fitting post in that last week’s Family Guy focused on Peter’s obsession with the A-Team, right down to a shot-for-shot cartoon remake of the show’s opening.

At the end of the Last War, a crack military unit was convicted of a crime they did not commit. They escaped and disappeared. Today, still wanted by the Five Nations, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, and no one else can help, if you can find them, maybe you can hire…the E-team.

The great thing is all the A-Team members have names or nicknames that fit fairly seamlessly into a fantasy mileau.

Oddly enough, I watched most of the first season of The A-Team through Netflix recently. Not really sure why I did that, but I did.

Anyway, here’s how I’d cast the game:

Hannibal – a changeling rogue and the leader of the group. Why a changeling? On the television show, Hannibal was a master of disguise.

Face – an elf bard. He’s the pretty-boy, so he’s got to be an elf, and his job is fast-talking everyone, so he’s got to be a master of performance and diplomacy. He’s also got a couple spells, because sometimes Face just works his magic to get the job done. Yeah, that’ll work.

Murdock – a human ranger. This one was the hardest, because Murdock’s specialty is vehicles; I extrapolated this to mean “transportation” and thus “travel,” and thus, a ranger.

Baracus – a warforged fighter (with one level of artificer). Surly and tough, with a bunch of shiny docents (power-enchancing trinkets) on his chest. There’s also that whole formerly-enslaved race thing, but I wasn’t thinking that (really). I was just thinking that Mr. T is helluva tough, and the toughest race in Eberron are the warforged. Baracus gets a level of artificer because he was a mechanic on the show.

You’d have to start the game with all four characters being at least level five–otherwise I’m not sure you’d really be able to do have true A-Team style action. Plus Baracus needs at least two or three levels of fighter on top of that one level of artificer.

susurrus

Yes, susurrus was Dictionary.com’s word of the day a few days ago–and yes, I pull more than a few of these entry from that website–but this one is particularly apt, as autumn has arrived here in New England.

I love autumn in New England. It’s not just beautiful, it’s sublime. The cold, crisp air; the multicolored trees; the swishing sound of feet moving through fallen leaves. I feel a surge of happiness, tied closely to memory, when I walk down a New England sidewalk in the fall; the sunlight filtering through leaves of orange and yellow, a soft breeze against my cheek.

Winters are cold and windy here; spring is wet and often miserable; summer is humid and miserable. I accept this, grudgingly. But from September to the end of December, New England is my favorite place on earth.

With that bit of attempted poeticism out of the way, on to some comic reviews. Note: My “reviews” aren’t so much reviews as they are discussions of the comics, so if you don’t want spoilers, don’t read the review.

The Fog
The Fog
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I gave The Fog remake a middling review in my last post, but I was doggedly determined to find something of worth in the franchise. As such, I picked up writer Scott Allie’s graphic novel. The cover drawn by Mike Mignola was a big incentive for the purchase, but I felt there must be something to this Fog deal, and that perhaps the relative creative freedom of a graphic novel would validate that suspicion. And it does, to a degree.

Allie’s Fog is a prequel of sorts to the new film, though as Allie points out in his afterword, it can serve equally well as a prequel to the original John Carpenter film. The story involves a group of Chinese immigrants living on the coast of America (I wasn’t clear where–I think it was somewhere in the antebellum South) in the mid-1800s. Amid growing tensions between the immigrants, the rich landowner who employs them, and the landowner’s sadistic half-brother, a mysterious curse comes back to the haunt the Chinese refugees; a curse involving–you guessed it–fog.

The comic is well drawn by Todd Herman and colored by the inimitable Dave Stewart. However, Stewart attempts a strange sort of effect to create the sense of fog–it’s difficult to describe; almost like the vestiges of a watermark on a light gray background. I don’t think it quite works, and ultimately I was more interested in Mignola’s idiosyncratic depiction of fog on the cover than the one in the book.

BPRD The Black Flame #3
BPRD: The Black Flame #3 (of 6)
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This issue made me realize that events in the “Hellboyverse,” for lack of a better term, are moving really fast–perhaps too fast. Between the hints given in “The Island” (see this entry) and the current story in BPRD, there will be an apocalyptic reckoning relatively soon. In fact, unless Mignola decides to really drag it out, I can see Hellboy’s story being over within ten years.

The world of Hellboy was always a bit of an parallel universe. In the comic (unlike the film adaptation) Hellboy is a public figure; everyone knows who he is and what he does and who he works for, and consequently, everyone knows the supernatural exists.

But it’s still a very similar world to ours–people know the supernatural exists, but they try to ignore it. When the plots of the Hellboy comics remained fairly small in scope, it was easy to identify with Hellboy’s world. But events in this and upcoming issues of BPRD make it clear that our world and the world of the BPRD are diverging.

Personally, I don’t like this. I’m not making a distinction of quality between stories set in “our” world and stories set in alternate universes–alternate universes aren’t “bad”–but I prefer it when I can imagine these characters (and monsters) existing in my own universe.

Then there’s the “End of the World” scenario playing out in this story arc. I think it’s a shame Mignola and Dark Horse decided to go with miniseries rather than a continuing BPRD comic. Unlike Hellboy’s solo adventures, I think BPRD would have been perfect as a sort of comic version of The X-Files, with atmospheric standalone stories and single-issue character studies mixed in among the greater “mythos” storyline.

Between “The Island” and BPRD, I have no idea what Mignola sort of universe Mignola is creating. To elaborate: I was reading some comments by S.T. Joshi last night about H.P. Lovecraft’s novella At the Mountains of Madness. Joshi claims that in this story, Lovecraft “demythologizes” all his previous tales; i.e., he “retcons” all his earlier supernatural fiction (which often involved witches, ghouls, and vast dreamscapes) to fit the rules of “science,” or rather, materialism. Essentially, all that macabre stuff suddenly became the result of humanity brushing up against other dimensions and the inconceivable entities that thrive therein. God and the Devil as sources of the supernatural were exchanged for “science” and extraterrestrials.

According to comments made by Mignola and his editor, Fog-writer Scott Allie, there was a general decision to move the post-BPRD Hellboy, in his solo adventures, away from the “Lovecraftian” conception of the supernatural that ran through much of the comic and into the realm of folklore, while the BPRD continued to develop the eldritch side of the Hellboy mythos. So far there’s still quite a bit of crossover, particularly in “The Island,” though that story may represent the end of Hellboy’s involvement in the Lovecraftian world for now.

In an interview, Mignola said,

“The whole first chunk of the Hellboy adventures is about avoiding having any kind of mission in life, other than ‘Yeah, my job is to fight monsters.’ What the next chapter of Hellboy ends up being about is, you have a very specific mission – a very specific goal. And this first chapter has been a lot of Lovecraft kind of stuff. We’ve introduced the folklore elements, [and] my own kind of Lovecraft mythology that is being dealt with in the BPRD. This new chapter of Hellboy is very, very folklore-oriented. So this story, in a way, is me making my big statement about the kind of fake ‘Lovecraftian’ mythology [featured in Hellboy to this point].”

Mignola appears to be trying to have it both ways–the mystical supernatural world of folklore and the materialistic mileau of Lovecraft. Hellboy lives in the one, and the BPRD in the other.

I can’t decide whether I think mixing these two conceptions of the preternatural is smart or sloppy. I suspect it was something Mignola wasn’t too worried about initially; and if I had to guess, I’d say Mignola is more interested in the folklore than the Lovecraft stuff, and we may owe as much of Hellboy’s Lovecraftian themes to John Byrne’s involvement in the first Hellboy graphic novel (Seed of Destruction) as to Mignola’s own tastes.

In think it’s that “demythologizing” (or perhaps “scientificizing”) aspect that draws me to Lovecraft and originally drew me to Hellboy (or rather, to the film, which I saw before reading the comic). I liked the notion of this traditional red-skinned devil creature being explained as a creature of another dimension or universe.

Many of my favorite Lovecraft stories, such as At the Mountains of Madness, “The Dreams in the Witch-House,” and “The Call of Cthulhu,” feature this use of scientific principles to “explain” ancient superstitions and supernatural phenomena. For a twentieth-century, post-Relativity reader, it’s the perfect way to create at least the veneer of reality necessary to believe any of the creepy things in Lovecraft’s tales are possible.

Mignola never seemed interested in going that route. In its early years Hellboy, like The X-Files, veered constantly between science fiction, folklore, religion, and the mystic supernatural, with no unifying thread tying them all together. Lovecraft may not, as purists claim, have created a true “mythos,” but in his later work he did create a kind of logos, a unifying principle of the world, in which humanity is insignificant and the earth and its intergalactic brethren are tossed about by incomprehensible cosmic forces like leaves in a storm.

That’s what I enjoy about Lovecraft, and it’s what I enjoyed so much in the Hellboy movie. It’s there in the comics, too, but it came to a head in the graphic novel Conqueror Worm, and by Mignola’s own admission, it’s not the direction Hellboy (in his solo adventures) will be going anymore.

But I don’t really mind that. I love Hellboy and will continue to read the comics with pleasure. Most writers can look at someone else’s work, even that of their favorite authors, and say, “This is great, but it isn’t quite how I’d do it…” The world of Hellboy belongs to Mignola, and I accept that. Mike’s one of the best comic artists out there and a true heir to the writers of the Weird Tales era.

Getting back to the issue at hand (pun intended), BPRD has been pretty securely anchored in the Lovecraftian side of the Hellboy mythos, and The Black Flame #3 is no exception. Zinco, the evil corporation of the Hellboyverse, continues its Nazi-like melding of the scientific and the occult, while its manager Pope goes insane.

The big news in this issue is that Roger, the human-sized homunculus much loved by fans, is dead, blown to smithereens by the Black Flame (a.k.a. Pope). The last sequence of panels zoom in on Roger’s circular “gas cap” which he uses to power up, and the upcoming cover to Black Flame #6 features the little ancient Native American knob or dial that Roger came across in–well, I’m not sure what issue it was. But I’m wondering whether that dial fits into Roger’s gas cap.

Conan #21
Conan #21
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The second part of the “Tower of the Elephant” storyline continues as Conan and the Rubenesque master thief Taurus enter the eponymous structure.

I’m impressed that writer Kurt Busiek was able to spread this story over three issues. I also think it should have been two at most. I’ve also never warmed to Cary Nord’s art, but I still enjoy seeing my favorite Cimmerian in action.

Where Monsters Dwell
Marvel Monsters: Where Monsters Dwell
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The second in the Marvel Monsters series and probably the last one I’ll buy. This one features three new stories and one reprint.

The first story, “Bring on the Bombu,” writ by the oft-amusing Mike Allred and drawn in retro-60s style, features the laughable monster of the original 1960 short “Bombu: the Witch Man,” who is in fact an alien, not a witch doctor. In an attempt to gain credibility among the natives of Earth, he threatens New York with his weapons of mass destructions, which he calls “Ting Tang” and “Wallah Wallah Bing Bang.” As you might predict, the story ends in tears for poor Bombu.

“The Return of Monstrollo” is a Hollywood parody by Peter David, in which the hero of the original 1960s tale finds himself destitute in La-La-land and in need of a helping hand–which he gets in the form of aliens and a reanimated Monstrollo himself.

Then there’s “The Shadow of Manoo” by Jeff Parker, which features a more subtle and disturbing kind of humor than the previous stories, with a surprise if not entirely believable ending.

Finally, the last story is a reprint of a Joe Sinnott/Jack Kirby story, “I was Trapped by Titano!”, featuring a colossal lobster. The story is brief and more interesting than the one from “Devil Dinosaur.”

Oh, one final note, the cover is draw by Eric Powell of–

Goon 25 cent issue
The Goon 25¢ issue
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The Goon fame. In an effort to boost sales, Dark Horse has released this reprint of an early Goon story, one that serves as a pretty good introduction to the character and the comic. Selling for just 25¢, it also features a brand-new back-up story starring the Unholy Bastards, Powell’s answer to the Little Rascals.

As a missionary of the Word of Powell, I bought a bunch of issues of this comic, and I will send a copy–free of charge!–to the first four (4) people who email me and ask nicely.

Mr. T #2
Mr. T #2

In the interests of full disclosure, I will include this in my list of comic reviews. Yes, I’m reading the Mr. T comic. No, it’s not that bad; yes, it’s not that great.

In this issue, Mr. T beats up some drug dealers and goes after the Head Honcho of the dealers, where he meets his match–a ‘roided up thug named Stare Roy. Yes, Stare Roy. No, it’s not Jason Giambi.

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Phew. The discussion of The Black Flame #3 alone is longer than many whole entries I’ve written for this thing.

I hope you’ve enjoyed these lengthy reviews of comic books you probably don’t read, but in the case of at least BPRD and The Goon, you should. For those of you who don’t like to buy individual comics, you can always buy the trade paperbacks–Dark Horse has tons of ’em.

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Between my busy schedule and the high cost of seeing a movie in the theater (on average more than half the cost of buying the film on DVD), it’s almost an event when I get out to see a film. And yet, a good 50% of the time, I end up seeing movies I should never have even considered seeing in the theater. Last year, I actually paid money to see Aliens vs. Predator and Resident Evil: Apocalypse on the big screen. And now, this weekend, there was The Fog.

I rented the original Fog a few months back, having read various references to the film over time. The 1980 film was director John Carpenter’s follow-up to Halloween. The film’s plot involves an Oregon fishing town and the dirty little 100-year-old secret that has come back to haunt it (literally).

I thought it was interesting, and the plot had some nice Lovecraftian overtones, but ultimately it left me a bit cold. The story ends up rather murky, and the motivations and goals of the vengeance-seekers are somewhat unclear (as you can see, my brief review of the film is as vaporous as the meteorological phenomenon of its title).

In any event, when I heard Hollywood was remaking The Fog, it struck me as something that might be good. The original was a fairly mediocre thriller that might just be scary with some better special effects and acting.

The 2005 version gives us the effects, but not the acting. Tom Welling (Smallville) plays the lead male role, while Maggie Grace (Lost) plays the female lead; Selma Blair, in a supporting role, provides the sole non-television Hollywood presence. I can’t really fault any of the three for their acting; they just play the roles as they’re written.

Hollywood seems to be remaking a lot of horror films these days. There was The Haunting (1999), Thir13en Ghosts (2001), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003), Dawn of the Dead (2004), The Amityville Horror (2005), and, if the rumors are true, soon we’ll have a remake of–God help us–The Evil Dead.

To be fair, I think many of these films are good candidates for remakes. I’ve always thought that Hollywood should stop trying to remake good films and try remaking bad or at least low-budget ones.

But many of the remakes haven’t tried to improve on the originals so much as update them for the post-Scream teen audience. Case in point: in the original Fog, the first victims are a bunch of everyday fishermen in a boat. In the remake, those victims morph into two hot teenaged girls and their slavering male escorts. It’s stupid pandering to the teenybopper crowd and immediately lowered my expectations for the rest of the film.

That said, the film does improve on the original in one department: the effects. While a lot of them are used to cheesy effect, there are some creepy, atmospheric shots of the fog moving toward the island town and engulfing it. Just one such shot gave me a sense of creeping dread and communicated to me the sense of a sleepy town doomed for a crime that no even remembers having been committed. Throughout the film, the sense of randomness by which the evil forces choose their victims does provide some genuine chills.

But in the end, what we have is a mediocre thriller with a decent plot and bad special effects making a lateral move in quality to a film with a bad plot and decent special effects.

I’m sure the remake of Evil Dead will go the Scream/teen route, given its story. The only hope for it will be in the casting and the choice of director. Sam Raimi, busy with the Spider-Man franchise, won’t be helming, but only serving as executive producer. Here’s hoping he finds someone trustworthy to take the reigns. Personally, I’m still bummed we didn’t get Jason vs. Freddy vs. Ash.

Oh, and the next movie I plan to see in the theater? Doom. I guess I never learn.

plenary

Okay, so I didn’t exactly turn around and get another update up right away, as I’d planned to do. I’ll try harder next time.

ToyFare 100

Before we begin, a brief plug: I’ve got two pieces in this month’s ToyFare magazine (#100). The first is an interview with the design group The Four Horsemen, and then there’s my usual “What’s In Store” in the price guide section. You can find ToyFare at comic shops and pop culture stores (like Newbury Comics), or you can order a copy online here (link may not work for a week or so).

Hellboy: On Earth as It Is in Hell

Hellboy: On Earth as it is in Hell by Brian Hodge.

I finally caught up with the various Hellboy lore (graphic novels, graphic anthologies, prose anthologies, prose novels, and the movie) a few months back, so it was nice to have something more to read. Hodge’s novel is the first of a number of planned Hellboy books by various authors.

Hellboy was created in 1994 by comic artist and writer Mike Mignola. I actually liked Mignola’s artwork long before I became aware of Hellboy; he drew a relatively obscure graphic novel titled Wolverine’s Jungle Adventure (1990), which was written by Walt Simonson and is much more mature than its title would suggest. Mignola’s art appealed to me even then; it featured clean, sharp lines, solid colors, and none of the distracting hyper-detail and cross-hatching of that era.

I’m afraid I didn’t read the Hellboy comics until after I saw the movie last year, but I quickly rediscovered what I’d loved so much in Mignola’s art–as well as discovering that Mignola and I shared a love for the pulp authors of the early twentieth century, such as H.P. Lovecraft.

For those who don’t know, the Hellboy stories detail the adventures of the title character, a demon who appeared in an old church in England in 1944. The product of a Nazi occult ritual gone awry, Hellboy was found by Allied soldiers and adopted by a secret American government organization called the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense (BPRD). They raised Hellboy and he eventually became the Bureau’s best agent, fighting supernatural threats all over the world (while dark hints begin to appear of what his role in the world really is–or will be).

Mignola has carefully controlled his creation. Other than his own work, only a few Hellboy stories are “canon” (the film is decidedly not). The novels, however, are developed with Mignola’s input, and as such can be considered canon (by Mignola’s own admission).

There are two previous Hellboy novels, The Lost Army and The Bones of Giants, both by Christopher Golden. Both featured black-and-white illustrations by Mignola himself. Sadly, Mignola’s art is absent from Brian Hodge’s On Earth as it is in Hell, but what we do get is the best Hellboy novel to date.

The story begins when the Vatican’s library is attacked by angels. Or more specifically, seraphim, the legendary Old Testament incarnations of God’s righteous wrath. It seems the angels were after a specific ancient text that could shake the foundations of the Catholic Church. As luck (or design) would have it, the text survives the conflagration, and Hellboy and the BPRD are flown into Rome to investigate.

Hodge’s story “Far Flew the Boast of Him” in the Hellboy prose anthology Odd Jobs was one of the better pieces (and my personal favorite), so it comes as no surprise that he’s done right by Mignola (and Hellboy) here. While he includes the requisite monsters, dark evil forces, and paranoid conspiracies one expects from a Hellboy story, Hodge also offers good characterization and even a few literary touches. I know from experience how tricky it is to translate the colorful, larger-than-life characters of comic books to the more realistic style of prose (especially when they have names like “Hellboy”), but Hodge’s novel is one of the best such efforts I’ve read (he even addresses the name issue in one amusing exchange).

While I recommend one read the comics before moving on to the prose works (you can start here), if you’re intrigued by Hellboy but don’t like comics, this novel is probably the best introduction to his world outside of Mignola’s work.

And speaking of Hellboy’s world…

Black Flame #2

BPRD: The Black Flame #2 (Dark Horse Comics)

When Hellboy officially quit the BPRD a few years back (Hodges’s novel is set in 1996), Mignola, in effect, quit it as well. While he continues to draw Hellboy’s solitary adventures (though even that will change with the next miniseries), other creators have filled the demand for Hellboy-related material by continuing the adventures of the BPRD in its own series.

So far, BPRD has been more-or-less monthly, but each storyline is broken up into separate story arcs. After a couple of miniseries, the book settled into to a fairly regular schedule with the same writing and artistic teams. The first of the current run was Plague of Frogs, followed by The Dead, and now, The Black Flame. All three series have been drawn by monster-artist extraordinaire Guy Davis (whose “Marquis” comics are superb).

The main characters in BPRD include Liz Sherman, a pyrokinetic; Abe Sapien, a kind of a polite, intelligent version of the Creature from the Black Lagoon; Roger, a human-sized homunculus with a child-like intelligence; Johann Kraus, a disembodied spirit (ghost) contained in a special suit; and my favorite, Kate Corrigan, a former NYU professor and specialist in folklore and mythology who has no supernatural powers whatsoever.

The running theme through the three series has been the growing threat of the “frog monsters”–half-man, half-amphibian creatures who have a habit of infecting humans and turning them into new frog monsters. The creatures are spreading across the U.S. and the BPRD is working desperately to contain them.

The Dead took a break from the frog monster threat to examine the Bureau’s haunted new headquarters in Colorado and delve into Abe’s personal history, but the frogs are front-and-center once more in The Black Flame, as a familiar name from the BPRD’s past–the Zinco corporation–begins to raise its rather skin-impaired head.

It’s difficult to summarize what’s going on in BPRD without giving away the plots of the first two series (and probably the whole of Mignola’s Hellboy-related corpus), so I’ll just review this issue specifically.

As always, Davis’s art is top-notch. It’s tough when an artist creates a signature comic book that becomes associated with his style–especially a style as distinctive as Mignola’s–then hands the reigns over to another artist (though Mignola still plots the series).

But sometimes, if the artist is the right one, it’s great. I’m still not fond of Davis’s faces–everyone looks the same, and their noses are all too big–but there’s no denying the man knows how to draw monsters. Davis draws the best Lovecraftian beasties I’ve seen in comics. And aided by Dave Stewart’s beautiful color work, BPRD is one of the most attractive-looking comics out there.

As for the story itself: in this issue we meet Zinco’s new owner (the last one having met an unfortunate fate in the Hellboy graphic novel Wake the Devil) and find out a bit about his Evil Plan™. It’s a bizarre amalgamation of science and sorcery, which has become a staple of BPRD even as Mignola takes Hellboy himself in a more folklore/mythology direction.

But Hellboy and the BPRD are still in continuity, and those who have read this summer’s Hellboy miniseries “The Island” will know a little more about what’s going on with the plague of frog monsters than the members of the BPRD do (too bad HB can’t check in with someone).

On a side note, one of the most exciting bits in this issue was the discovery that a certain fan-favorite Hellboy villain is apparently still alive or, at least, intact (look carefully at pages 2-3).

The Goon #14

The Goon #14 (Dark Horse Comics)

There were two things that led me to The Goon. First, there was a Hellboy/Goon crossover in Goon #7, which led me to pick it up. And second, Mezco, the company putting out the Hellboy action figures, announced they were going to do Goon figures in the same scale.

At that point, I assumed there must be something to the hubbub, so after enjoying the Hellboy/Goon crossover, I picked up the first Goon trade paperback, Rough Stuff. And when I got to the part with the giant talking fish quoting Quint’s various lines from JAWS, I knew I’d found something special.

The Goon is the brainchild of writer/artist Eric Powell. It centers around the title character, a hulking thug with an overbite and a scally cap who doesn’t go in for zombies.

Yes, you heard right, zombies. The Goon is a wonderful stew of pop culture, mostly from the ’30s–’50s period. There’s a lot of influence from the old EC Horror comics and the works of artist Wally Wood, but I’ve always seen the comic as a sort of twisted cross between Popeye, Dick Tracy, and George Romero zombie movies.

The series takes place in an indeterminate time period, a sort of mélange of the ’30s, ’40s and ’50s as they’re remembered in greeting-card nostalgia. Until recently, Powell’s art style was fairly cartoonish (especially in his depiction of Frankie, Goon’s hilariously pugnacious sidekick, whose pupil-free eyes recall Little Orphan Annie), but recently Dark Horse has improved the paper the comic is printed on, allowing Powell to use more pencils and develop the almost Rockwellian style he’s been moving toward (the comic has featured a number of Rockwell parodies).

But back to the issue at hand (pun intended): in #14 we discover the secret of the Zombie Priest, Goon’s arch-nemesis. This issue also features the welcome return of Buzzard, one of the series’ most fascinating and tragic characters.

The main story is fairly short, so the issue features two amusing back-up stories, one drawn by Neil Vokes and the other by Kyle Hotz (as well as a bizarre one-page short by Powell at the end, featuring what I’m guessing is a real-life acquaintance of Powell’s).

Why two back-up stories in a single issue? Perhaps because Powell was busy working on…

Devil Dinosaur

Marvel Monsters: Devil Dinosaur

I don’t read any Marvel Comics these days (mostly just Dark Horse, if anything), but I had to pick up this one-shot. Not only was it drawn and co-scripted by Eric Powell (with Tom Sniegoski), but it stars one of my favorite obscure Marvel characters, Devil Dinosaur.

I first came across Devil Dinosaur when he and his sidekick, an ape-man called Moon Boy, appeared in a couple of issues of The New Mutants (which I was reading for their connection to Cable, whom I loved in my adolescent unawareness of quality). I found the notion of this semi-intelligent red Tyrannosaurus so cool that I immediately painted my Tyrantisaurus toy red, making a pretty good approximation of the character while costing myself hundreds of future eBay dollars.

Marvel is pushing a whole bunch of monster-related titles this month as part of a Halloween-themed celebration harkening back to their early (pre-Spider-Man) days, when their bread-and-butter was the monster comics created by the legendary Jack Kirby. As it happens, Devil Dinosaur was one of Kirby’s last creations for Marvel, so he’s a fitting character to start the Marvel Monsters series.

That said, this comic feels a lot more like an issue of The Goon than a Marvel comic. Powell’s influence is everywhere, from the Goon-ish look of the Hulk to the Dr. Alloy-like dialogue of Devron the Celestial.

The story is pretty simple: on his home planet, Devil Dinosaur has helped Moon Boy’s friendly Small Folk defeat the vicious Killer Folk. Two Celestials, Devron and Gamiel (think Q from Star Trek: The Next Generation) have been watching all this, and when Devron teases Gamiel for being wrong about the superiority of the Killer Folk, Gamiel decides to even the odds by importing the Hulk from Earth and plopping him in the middle of the Killer Folk as their new champion.

Of course, lots of fighting ensues, helped immensely by Powell’s wonderful art. Powell obviously remembers the time when comics just tried to be fun. It’s good that comics have moved beyond that and evolved into “an original American art form,” but sometimes it’s great to just read a goofy, colorful comic book.

The issue also features a back-up story in the form of an old Jack Kirby comic from 1960 that introduced “the Hulk”–not the familiar green-skinned behemoth of ’80s television and bad Ang Lee films, but the original Marvel Hulk, who was apparently a furry alien monster not unlike Gossamer from the old Marvin Martian cartoons. I didn’t find the comic that interesting; Kirby was working a mile-a-minute in those days, and it shows. Still, it’s always interesting to see ’60s-era art in a glossy contemporary comic.

this is not a clever title. no, really. it’s not. apologies to misters magritte and foucault.

Bleh. Hold on. There. That’s better. I had my headphones on, but I find it difficult to write with music on. Especially when said music is Alice in Chains’ “Grind,” which, while cool, can be a little distracting when you’re attempting to transubstantiate your thoughts into prose.

Hang on, just got an email from Stone (of Stone Tablets).

Okay, took care of that. It’s not that I value Stone more than you, my beloved readers, it’s just that–sorry, that’s disingenuous, I do value him more, in that he’s an actual person reaching out to me at this very moment, whereas you are a vague mass of faceless people who, thus far, have never tried to reach out to me after a post. That’s not meant to sound bitter, just to excuse me for taking the time to answer his email before working on this post.

Well, I seem to have quickly and easily blasted the aloof barrier I attempted to build between myself and this blog. That’s fine. I’ll take it as a sign that this is what I wanted to do in the first place.

I’ve made a few changes to the blog format. First, I altered a couple of the links to the left. I don’t regularly read Gaiman’s or Peter David’s blogs anymore, and they have enough readers anyway. Linking to their blogs was really a show of allegiance more than anything, and frankly, I dislike that sort of thing–I don’t like bumper stickers or little yellow ribbons or colored bracelets or any of that stuff, either. The red white and blue color scheme of this website is more incidental than intentional.

I’m wrapping up my career (and massive debts) at Emerson College (for those of you just joining us, Jason is working on an MFA in Creative Writing). The thesis, which has waffled between two or three different projects, has settled on a group of short stories, primarily heroic fantasy, with perhaps one contemporary dark fantasy/horror piece in there, if I can talk my advisor into it.

Okay, I’m back. You didn’t know it, but I went home and slept and came back in the time between the last paragraph in this one. Now I’m looking over my previous writing and thinking that the in-your-face honesty is cloying. I want to pull back, to rewrite this entry and make it aloof and distanced. But I’ll resist the urge. Why? Because you’ll no doubt find this entry more interesting. Or more annoying. Let me know! Email me and tell me whether you like or dislike this new style.

By the way, I’ve had a few things published recently. I had a short piece in ToyFare magazine (issue #99, page 111), and I’ll have some stuff in the next couple of issues as well. I also wrote a review of the TV-movie Merlin for Swordandsorcery.org.

In honor of Halloween, allow me to guide those readers who haven’t read it to my story “Johnny Sniper and the Cave of Fear”. It’s gross and creepy. Enjoy.

I had a few other things I wanted to mention in this entry, but I’ve completely forgotten them between last night and today. So perhaps what I’ll do is write a new entry in a reasonable amount of time, rather than waiting a month between them. We shall see.

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